If you’ve ever traveled in the Delhi Metro, you’ve probably experienced one of the most efficient—and infuriating—public transport systems in the country. While the metro itself runs like a dream, the real chaos begins with the people inside it.
From overly chatty aunties to loud music blasters, the Delhi Metro is a melting pot of personalities you never asked for but always seem to encounter. If you’re a regular commuter, you’ll relate. If you’re new—consider this a survival guide.
Here are 10 types of annoying people you’re bound to meet in the Delhi Metro:
1. The Loudspeaker Guy
You’re trying to zone out with your own playlist, but this one insists on playing songs or reels aloud, without headphones. Bonus annoyance: volume always set to max.
2. The Door Blocker
Even when the entire coach is empty, they choose to stand right at the entrance, making boarding and exiting a mini wrestling match.
3. The Seat Hogger
Spreads their bags, elbows, and sometimes feet across multiple seats as if they paid for VIP lounge service. Spoiler: they didn’t.
4. The Staring Stranger
They just stare. For long stretches. No smile. No expression. Just unsettling, intense staring like you’re part of a hidden camera prank.
5. The Armpit Warrior
No deodorant. Arms up. Packed coach. Say hello to your worst-smelling nightmare.
6. The Manspreader
Their knees need an unreasonable amount of space. Even when the seat is meant to be shared, they turn it into a personal throne.
7. The Overly Friendly Uncle
Starts with a polite “hello” and suddenly you’re listening to his entire life story, political views, and his son’s IIT achievements.
8. The TikTok Star in the Wild
Using the metro as their personal content studio, complete with exaggerated expressions and awkward dance moves.
9. The Seat Snatcher
They hover like a hawk, and the second someone even thinks about getting up—they pounce. Sometimes, even before you’ve stood fully.
10. The Couple in PDA Mode
We love love—but not in a packed metro coach. Please save the forehead kisses and endless selfies for after the ride.
Final Thoughts
The Delhi Metro is a fascinating place. It’s fast, reliable, and a key part of urban life—but let’s be honest, the people can test your patience.
Of course, we all have our days—and maybe, just maybe, we’ve all been one of these people at some point. So the next time you hop on a train, stay aware, stay kind, and for heaven’s sake—use headphones.
